Perks of Dating Me:

rxcked:

• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

thebaconsandwichofregret:

jessicachastains:

twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

any film where two women who are both romantically interested in a man but decide to blow him off to be friends with each other is automatically in my top 10 faves

squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

nerd culture as a whole is a toxic pile of shit that prioritizes memorization of esoteric knowledge over critical engagement. if you try talking to most nerds about what vampires and zombies and magical girl anime stereotypes mean, what they reflect in the culture at large, their eyes gloss over until you mention some obscure fact from some obscure japanese horror film that they recognize and can feel validated in recognizing. yet the nerd culture at large wants to position itself as “intelligent” even though the intelligence that’s prized is the useless memorization and categorization of endless ephemera. nerds are fine but nerd culture is insufferable.

tipsymaple:

Ah, you’re doing that meme? I love that meme. The way they just [clenches fist] clench all those fricking fists

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

eeeeenamesaresodifficult:

Watercolor boredom

womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes

womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes

eeeeenamesaresodifficult:

PSA: I bought a very cute dress and also I am very cute

THE CUTEST

gorlt:

they’re real life demons

obfuscobble:

daniistrouble:

I feel like I heard a mic drop on this.

damn.

obfuscobble:

daniistrouble:

I feel like I heard a mic drop on this.

damn.